1 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,089 As long as I can remember, I've had hemorrhoids. 2 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,090 And I 've thought for many years, I shouldn't tell this . 3 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,567 Because hemorrhoids only grow with Grandpa's . 4 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,571 I thought them to be a very ungirly thing . 5 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,284 Zinc ointment helps against the outer itching. 6 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:15,842 A hazelnut-sized amount on the finger with the shortest nail. 7 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:20,331 Then, rub it on the cauliflower, that proliferates down there . 8 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:28,251 One can also introduce the ointment anal, to still the itching on the inside. 9 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,846 My mother has told me, that it is difficult, 10 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,281 to keep a pussy really clean. 11 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,922 A pussy gets sick a lot easier than a penis. 12 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,044 That is why hygiene in the bathroom has the top priority. 13 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,961 Helen, are you ready? Is everything is fresh again? 14 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,160 Almost. 15 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,760 Come on 16 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,446 Jump. 17 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,845 Trust no one. Not even your parents. 18 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:26,729 It' s better to have a scratched knee now, than to have a broken heart later on. 19 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:33,081 With a lot of things, that were taught me, 20 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,045 I do not agree . 21 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,765 So I subjected myself 22 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,964 to a living pusssy hygiene self-experiment. 23 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,208 At a public toilet my mother pees 24 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,323 in a floating squatting position. 25 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:50,566 I take a lot of pleasure from seating myself fully on the dirty toilet seat . 26 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:55,080 Then, I wipe the seat clean with my pussy, in a neat circle. 27 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:58,045 The dirtier the toilet, the better. 28 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,126 I' ve done this experiment for many years, 29 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,800 and I 've never had a single mushroom . 30 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,325 I have a very healthy pussy flora. 31 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,331 Hygiene is a lowercase word to me. 32 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,405 One shouldn' t wash one' s pussy too much. 33 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:24,762 My goal is that it can be smelt easily and seductively right through the pants . 34 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,369 Men will then percieve this, unconsciously, 35 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,604 because we are all animals so, who want to mate . 36 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:37,602 Preferably with people who smell of pussy. 37 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,290 Are you hungry? 38 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,046 The consistency of the pussy-mucus plays a major role. 39 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,402 It is always different. 40 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,689 Sometimes like olive oil, today more like cottage cheese. 41 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,769 Many strongly prefer cottage cheese. 42 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,770 You may not believe me. But it's true. 43 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:02,961 Taste alright? 44 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,411 - Can I take a picture of you? - Now? 45 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,640 Yes. 46 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:30,003 Thank you. Looks good. 47 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,010 As if you' re dying. 48 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,684 My sex-souvenir candy . 49 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:00,730 If you find dicks, sperm and other bodily fluids disgusting, 50 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,810 it's better just to leave sex alone. 51 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,048 That, for sure, is not my intention . 52 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,371 Cooking me something? - Nope, I just borrowed the vegetables. 53 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,728 That's Toni, my brother. 54 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,241 As a baby he was always yapping about . 55 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:28,446 But today he says nothing. Well, only if you touch his teddy bear . 56 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,045 Stop it now! 57 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,123 Everyone needs hobbies. 58 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,642 For me, besides fucking, it' s growing avocado trees . 59 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,810 The seeds are my own little family . 60 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,410 That's mama. She has tried every religious 61 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,405 and spiritual thing there is. 62 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,445 Hallelujah! 63 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,171 After the divorce 64 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:03,365 she has gone for the most bizarre religion of them all. 65 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:04,966 Catholicism. 66 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:15,049 Amen ! 67 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,970 - Hi. - Oh, hi . Neighbors. 68 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,129 Great. - I'm Corinna. 69 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:32,525 Bye, Corinna. - Helen, don't be so rude. 70 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,041 It 's not worth it, get to know us, you know? 71 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,131 Because soon my mother will wink at the next guy. 72 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,243 And we move away again. 73 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,408 It' s not that bad. - Still is though. 74 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:49,089 - Yeah, men are not that easy. - We need to be off again. 75 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,602 Otherwise my vegetarian roast will burn. 76 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,609 You can take your mom over sometimes. 77 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,371 Right. We' ll invite all of her ex-lovers. 78 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,285 Then we have a really cozy gangbang evening. 79 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,569 See you soon, take care. 80 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,360 Bye. 81 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,240 Why do you emberass us like that? What will people think of us? 82 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,887 I have no idea, what Corinna thought about us. 83 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,766 I just know that she will soon be my best friend . 84 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:18,727 And that she had a knack for always picking the wrong types. 85 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:29,006 Her last boyfriend was the drummer in a heavy metal band . 86 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,566 As Corinna would soon find out 87 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:40,731 the drummer had a very special fondness during sex . 88 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,610 I love you. 89 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,601 I love you too. 90 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,208 Can you poop on my stomach? 91 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,600 What? 92 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,364 Corinna did her best . 93 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,446 But the worst was that thereafter everybody knew about it . 94 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,720 Papa? 95 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,640 Papa? 96 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,409 Can I live with you? 97 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,849 Your eggs are burnt. 98 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,731 Hey, why don' t you ring the doorbell? 99 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:22,921 My dad. 100 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,600 He often hurts me a lot, without realizing it . 101 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,926 To dance so uninhibited you' ve got 102 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,851 to have a lot of money. Or a big penis . 103 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,123 Or both, like my father. 104 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:16,048 As a child of divorce I hope, as do almost all children of divorce, 105 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,368 for my parents to get back together. 106 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,601 Why? 107 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,043 Because every child loves his parents unconditionally. 108 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,720 Whether they deserve it or not. 109 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,649 Are you dreaming? 110 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,690 No, I 'm thinking. 111 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,880 Abraham! 112 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,363 - Here I am. - Take your son, Isaac, 113 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,682 and take him there. as a burnt offering 114 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,167 - Father? - Yes, my son? 115 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,649 Here is fire and wood. 116 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,684 But where is the lamb, we wanted to sacrifice? 117 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,441 God will choose the sacrificial lamb, my son. 118 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,810 What are you thinking about? 119 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,962 How it' ll be when you're old. 120 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,369 Ah yes? - Uh-huh. 121 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,762 And how would it be? Good or what? 122 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,885 Do you feel old? 123 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,801 I do not want to talk about it. 124 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,129 Do you understand? - Uh-huh. 125 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,324 I mean you' re old already, but I mean really old. 126 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,446 Are you afraid that I' d die soon? 127 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,250 Do not be afraid. 128 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,600 No. I mean, if you are old and in need of care. 129 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,281 And I have to wash your ass. 130 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,845 I' d do this at home, within the family circle. 131 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,165 What do you think? 132 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,331 I find it... 133 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,681 nice. All right. 134 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,971 And her I' d stuff in a nursing home. 135 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,526 And about me? 136 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,890 I'll lay you down in the same bed as mom. 137 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,805 Until you die. 138 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:26,242 You'd tie me to the bed with your father, until I die? 139 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,563 After all this man has done to me? 140 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,360 Yes. 141 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,961 How come you want to punish me like that? 142 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,925 Punish? 143 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,610 Sometimes, I just have to wait patiently, 144 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,564 it' s in my hands . 145 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,963 Since I really don't like shaving 146 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,766 I always do it too fast and too hard . 147 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,405 To me, the ass belongs to the domain of sex. 148 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,201 So it is subjected to this modern shaving-duty as well. 149 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,331 Perhaps not everyone knows what an anal fissure is . 150 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:47,167 This is a small, small crack in the anus. 151 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,603 And you can get it easily. For example, when shaving . 152 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:57,089 This causes me one of the greatest pains I 've ever had. 153 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,330 Ahhh ...! 154 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,726 Hello, my sweetheart. - Hello. 155 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,726 Is everything okay? 156 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,445 Mhm. 157 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,091 Are you sure? - Uh-huh. 158 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,362 Did you smoke weed? 159 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600 Okay. 160 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,043 The swollen hemorrhoids 161 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,130 are now pressing full force against my shaving injury, 162 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,527 and let the fissure tear ever further . 163 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:29,363 On the ass-injury, a bulging blister has formed, 164 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,648 which hangs out of the anus, 165 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,650 like the neck skin of these tropical birds, 166 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,641 when during mating season they pump a lot of air into it. 167 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:47,090 It must look very inflamed. All who come in say... 168 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,090 Ohh! 169 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,160 I'm Doctor Notz. 170 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,607 Ahhh! 171 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,801 Oh! - Warn me first, please! 172 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,650 Damn! 173 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,120 What was that? 174 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,211 That was my thumb. 175 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,362 Do you always introduce yourself like that? 176 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,842 Yes I do, imagine that. 177 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,882 No. First of all, with that thick bubble in place I can' t see a thing. 178 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,607 And secondly, it presses against the skin lesions and hurts you. 179 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,804 And now it no longer hurts. That's quite a success. 180 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,322 So, gentlemen, what's to be done here? 181 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,211 I think operate, Professor. - I didn' t ask you yet. 182 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,370 - Rocco. - I' d suggest it as well. 183 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:39,003 Surgery? Yes, operate. But right away, right? Nils? 184 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,201 Definitely. 185 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,682 Have you already eaten anything this morning? - No. 186 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,240 Eaten nothing, drank nothing? - No. 187 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,040 Out of sheer pain I have not eaten anything. 188 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,763 Wonderful, then we apply general anesthesia . Why? Michael. 189 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,605 - An awkward silence. - Yes. 190 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,088 Which spares us the everlasting chatter. 191 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,441 Alright then. 192 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,720 We 'll see you later, looking forward to it, bye. 193 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,885 And whate exactly do you do in the operating room? 194 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,368 In the OR we cut the inflamed tissue 195 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,568 around the skin lesion out in a wedge-shape. 196 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,011 Okay. - Good. 197 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,807 Can you draw it for me? I can' t imagine it.. 198 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Uh... 199 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,851 So the circle represents your behind. 200 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,691 The circle is my anus. 201 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,562 Oooaaahhh! 202 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,441 You have to read these documents. 203 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,205 And sign at the end. 204 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,928 It says something about incontinence. 205 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,250 What does that have to do with pee? 206 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,923 This is anal incontinence. - Never heard of it. 207 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,924 Ah, that means I can no longer close my sphincter. 208 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,647 And shit will just run right out of me. - Right. 209 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,322 You' ll need a diaper then. - Exactly. 210 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,562 But happens relatively rarely. 211 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,610 So, will you sign here? 212 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,364 I can' t really operate myself at home. 213 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,568 Right, Valerie? 214 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,920 That's right. 215 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,404 That' s where it got me now. 216 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,608 Shit, man. 217 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,723 All the fault of a Ladyshave. 218 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,569 Actually I shave myself only because of Kanell . 219 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,928 If I had not met him, this would not have happened . 220 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,568 - Are you shaven? - What? 221 00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,851 Whether you've shaved. 222 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,410 No, why do you ask? 223 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,530 Because I would like to shave you sometime. 224 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,010 Here is my address. 225 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,321 This is one of my most spontaneous dates for sures. 226 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,289 So I don' t get callous skin on my knees. 227 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,728 Want to fuck me now? 228 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,123 But you are too young. 229 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,200 Too bad. 230 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,440 Get dressed. 231 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,760 Helen, hi. I'm Robin, the nurse. 232 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,685 I've got some news for you, 233 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,124 we' ve managed to plan your operation real soon. 234 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,570 So, you are operated on the anus, a very unsanitary place. 235 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,321 Actually, the most unhygienic of the whole body. 236 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,247 Just the coat, please. You need to bare it all. 237 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,090 Completely naked? - Exactly. 238 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:26,960 Problem? 239 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,201 Yes. - Why? 240 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,121 I think that's just awful. 241 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,244 They all just talk about what you look like. 242 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,286 Oh, these are all professionals. - Yes, of course . Professionals. 243 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,648 I can hear what they're talking about. 244 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,649 In my subconscious. 245 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,648 Then I' ll go crazy, 246 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,886 in a few years, and no one knows why. 247 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,561 Uh, the... 248 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,685 the skirt as well. - Ah. 249 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,001 Yes, it does some patients like that. 250 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,200 Mhm. 251 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,120 Okay. 252 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,370 Excited? - Yes. 253 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,600 Very good. 254 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,570 What are you writing about? - A list of my hobbies. 255 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,364 I have to think over, 256 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,525 what I' ll sacrifice to God non-existent, 257 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,405 so that he' ll spare me anal incontinence. 258 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,206 Okay. 259 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,448 And what do you want to offer him? 260 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,401 Point 2 261 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,326 Or point 3 262 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,601 Drugs or hookers. 263 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,407 Yes, that's good. - That's a great sacrifice, I think. 264 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,086 Here's a sedative for you. 265 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,806 This makes the transition to general anesthesia soft and supple. 266 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,520 Here. 267 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,924 That hit my uvula hard. 268 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,807 Mine is quite sensitive. 269 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,128 I know that from cock sucking. 270 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,607 When they poke real deep, you know? 271 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,882 Classic. - Yeah, or something. 272 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,529 Has your girlfriend got gagging problems as well? 273 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,123 Uh, no, she doesn' t do oral sex that much. 274 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,971 Too bad. - Yeah, I thinks so as well. 275 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,081 What do you think so as well? 276 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,726 Nothing. 277 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,844 We are talking about an undersupply of oral sex. 278 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,400 Aw. 279 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,647 Mhm. 280 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,920 How nice. 281 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,201 Valerie! 282 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,569 Girlfriend? - Well, 283 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,890 we 're having a kind of relationship break. 284 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,367 Wow. For how long? 285 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,406 Two years. 286 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,965 All right. 287 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,160 Here. 288 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,325 So can I call you someone? 289 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,680 Your parents? 290 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,240 No. 291 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,409 My parents died tragically. 292 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,280 Really? 293 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,409 Could these eyes lie? 294 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,967 I think so. 295 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,160 Right. 296 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,121 Very well in fact. 297 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,688 Okay, come over here. - What is it? 298 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,689 Where is the ball-point pen? 299 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,451 You will call my parents, okay? - Yes. 300 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,844 That' s dad. - Yes. 301 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,290 And that's mom. 302 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,323 They have to come at the same time. 303 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,085 Okay. - That is important. 304 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,920 Do you understand? - I promise . - Okay. 305 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,044 United at their daughters bedside. - Okay. 306 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,169 Look here, it's the foot. 307 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,244 It' s constantly kicking me. 308 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,361 Do you feel that? 309 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,121 Not so hard. 310 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,607 Come on, the face doesn' t hurt that much. 311 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,650 Have you washed yourself? 312 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,925 Show me your butt. 313 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,360 All right. 314 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,449 This afternoon, 315 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,729 the Dutch city of Enschede. Was shaken by a huge explosion, 316 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,129 The first reports of the fire at a fireworks factory 317 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,802 were only vague, yet later it became a certainty . 318 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,446 Enschede, hours after the explosion. 319 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,682 Clouds of smoke still rise in the sky 320 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:56,010 and give a first impression of the size of the disaster... 321 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,731 So now it is just as if we had kissed. 322 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,089 Since it had my spit on it. 323 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,560 Here. 324 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,567 It's better than plastic toys. 325 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,243 At the time there happened to be 326 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,684 a cameraman for the Dutch Local TV station TV Oost at the site . 327 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,850 His pictures are a cinematic document. 328 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,691 Of the minutes of terror that took place. 329 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:41,208 Nah, too tight for me, just go over to your mattress. 330 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,080 Ah! 331 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,845 Come here, little one. 332 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,569 After Tonis birth my parents just argued. 333 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,884 Blow it out, sweetie, make a wish. 334 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,168 Please let dad back inside. 335 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,450 Tadaa! For you. 336 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,726 The most beautiful thing was the reconciliation after each battle. 337 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,763 Sometimes you had to help out a little. 338 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,049 Eventually they didn' t want to be helped anymore, 339 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,164 and divorced . 340 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,091 And they put me in a boarding school. 341 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,969 But I couldn' t stand it for too long . 342 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,801 And luckily there were others, who sorely needed my help. 343 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,446 Okay, then just stick your finger inside. 344 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,291 And then smell it. 345 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,526 Do it one more time. 346 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,691 Hi. 347 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,690 Make yourself at home. 348 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,006 This is Michael . 349 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:51,444 The boy Corinna is head over heels in love with. 350 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,680 Hi. 351 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,320 And Michael has other advantages . 352 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,124 He pushed the best grass in town. 353 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,321 Do you have money? 354 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,647 Watch out that he doesn' t steal anything. 355 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,840 I'll get money. 356 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,405 So, what do you do? 357 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,611 I sell drugs. 358 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,371 Nah, I mean in your spare time. 359 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,091 I listen to music. 360 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,440 Cool. 361 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,404 Hm - And... 362 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,041 what do you listen to? - Minimal. 363 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,566 Uh! 364 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,764 Stop it. 365 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,680 Stop it! 366 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,042 Give me my teddy! Right now! 367 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,809 Your teddy looks completely torn. We must bury him, Toni. 368 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,160 No! 369 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,845 Give me my teddy! 370 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,850 You have beautiful breasts. 371 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,085 When I bathe, I always dive right in. 372 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,840 Mhm. 373 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,445 Everything is warm then. 374 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,131 Hot? - And quiet. 375 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,521 Somehow one feels so... 376 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,850 sheltered or something. 377 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,640 Like a child. 378 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,640 Like a child? 379 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,251 I would sure like to be real small again. 380 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,090 Do you? 381 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,200 No. 382 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,204 I don' t know my way around children. 383 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,767 I've had me sterilized. 384 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,887 And what does your mother say about that? 385 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,765 She doesn' t know. 386 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,967 It's all gone well. 387 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,681 How can one be so stupid, as to cut oneself in the ass? 388 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,928 Well, maybe there is a loving God after all, 389 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,849 and everyone gets the injury, he deserves. 390 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,246 Is it possible 391 00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,884 to see what they cut away at the surgery? 392 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,761 I do not want that a part of me ends up in the trash, 393 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,329 with appendixes and abortions. 394 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,927 I 'll ask around if it's ok. 395 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,610 Did my parents come? 396 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,725 No, I could only reach their voicemail. 397 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,083 But I told them about the fissure and the successful OP.. 398 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,044 And about the hemorrhoids. 399 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,411 What are you listening to? 400 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,368 Valerie, it's me . 401 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,841 I do not know whether you'll ever hear this, 402 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,690 but this is for you . 403 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,800 Oh. 404 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:43,960 What's up? 405 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,281 I've got it. 406 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,841 I'm impressed, nurse Robin. 407 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,204 Where 's my clothes? 408 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,601 They're over here. 409 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,080 Oh. 410 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,210 This is the situation, mom is so afraid of. 411 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,970 Her absolute nightmare . 412 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,842 My mom thinks the most important thing for a woman is, 413 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,089 to have clean underwear in hospital. 414 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,842 But unfortunately you do not know in advance, when you get to the hospital. 415 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,251 Mamas 's last thoughts before her death at the scene would be: 416 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,803 How many hours have I worn my underpants? 417 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,410 Are there any traces yet? 418 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,962 I can gladly wash it for you if you want. 419 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,561 No. I can wear them one more week. 420 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,962 Can you call my parents? 421 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:47,686 You have to order them here. Tomorrow. At five . It' s important. 422 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,451 Both of them together. 423 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,650 Tomorrow, five o' clock, together. 424 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,161 Here . In this room. 425 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,571 Yes, got it. 426 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,604 If you' re in pain, simply ring... 427 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,800 I will. 428 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,560 Okay. 429 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,450 Robin? - Yes? 430 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,240 Thank you. 431 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,806 Don' t be frightened Light comes on. 432 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,446 It' s a high-fiber diet for you. 433 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,967 And what if I have a bowel movement? 434 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,847 The wound will heal with daily bowel movements, 435 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,441 so that everything expands nicely. Come on. 436 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:39,720 One more. 437 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,286 After your bowel movement you are fired. 438 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,085 So eat it nicely. 439 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,640 Shit. 440 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,522 Sorry. How can I help you, Helen? 441 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,605 Do you smell something? 442 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,849 Hmm... barely. 443 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,286 Can we speak less formal now? - Yes, of course. 444 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,569 I need to ask you something. 445 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:01,680 Yes? 446 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,411 Could you photograph my wound? 447 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,280 My butt hole? 448 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,890 Nope. - Nope? 449 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,129 That... that's not allowed. - That's not allowed? 450 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,000 Nope. Well I do not know if it is allowed, 451 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,605 but I think it's not allowed. 452 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,280 But noone has to know if we do this. 453 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,728 You only have to take your cellphone. 454 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,641 No, my phone is not allowed in the patients rooms for sure. 455 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,525 But it's not for calling someone up now is it, Robin. 456 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,406 You do want to photograph my ass. 457 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,640 Right? 458 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,571 This is really good. - That's it. I know it. 459 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,880 Here. 460 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,731 That's more hole than ass, man. 461 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,246 I can' t be an ass-model anymore with that. 462 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,086 I 've never been allowed to see the wounds of other patients. 463 00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,725 Yes? - Yes . Right. 464 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,890 Now maybe a bit more... Just take your hand away from there. 465 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,080 So? - Yes. 466 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,891 Have you had a bowel movement? - No. 467 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,765 Really? - Really. 468 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,129 How are we feeling today? 469 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,086 Crappy. - Crappy? 470 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,280 Yes. 471 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,645 I have a picture of your masterpiece. 472 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,851 Uh, here. 473 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,170 But as far as I can see the photo has been made at close range 474 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,880 Yes. 475 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,760 Yes. 476 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,440 Very close. 477 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,560 Well, 478 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:56,122 in this routine procedure there were no complications. 479 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,010 Except for anal incontinence? 480 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,842 You do not know that, what you're talking about. 481 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,690 Of course, I know that 482 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,690 Anal incontinence? - Yes. - Is the wound bleeding then? 483 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,405 Nope. - You see. 484 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,850 So, once you have a bowel movement, You can go home. Yes? 485 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,442 And that can happen today. 486 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,890 Memel. I am Helen's mom. - Ah! Excellent. Glad to meet you. 487 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,084 We have just noticed how wonderful the operation went. 488 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,284 Oh, wonderful! I am pleased. - I beg to differ, mama. 489 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,522 She's a bit high-strung ofcourse, your daughter 490 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,370 It's quite normal in girls at that age. 491 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,011 - Exactly. - Oh, really? 492 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,646 Yes. don't worry. 493 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,685 We have befriended eachother. Right? Michael? Yes? 494 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,928 But when you need tips for bringing her up, 495 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,929 then we will help you. 496 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,600 We have to deal with difficult personalities more often here. 497 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,928 And you were? - Professor Dr. Notz. 498 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,043 I am the head doctor of this clinic. - Ah, yes. 499 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,131 Doctor Notz, 500 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,091 Her mother is perhaps a difficult personality, 501 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,090 but not my daughter. If I may give you a hint: 502 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,122 Keep your mouth shut and do your work. 503 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:04,840 Bye. 504 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,404 Cede repugnanti! Cedendo victor abibis. 505 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,121 Give in to the one who defends himself. 506 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,922 In yielding you'll emerge victorious . Hm? 507 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,847 Now they will all hate me here . Because of you. 508 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,445 How was the surgery? 509 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:33,646 Was not there. 510 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,771 It was general anesthesia. 511 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,282 You're too early. I appointed you at five. 512 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,807 Can you come again after work? 513 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,243 My god, one can' t do anything right with you. 514 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,210 God again. 515 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,886 Can you take that god up there down? 516 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:56,210 No, I can not. - Still. It bothers me. 517 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,168 Quit that nonsense, Helen. 518 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,324 I can do it myself as well. 519 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:02,720 No. 520 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:09,810 All right, I'll do it already! 521 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,320 Careful. 522 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,444 Since when did you have .. 523 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:29,004 These things there on you? 524 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,920 Hemorrhoids? 525 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:34,291 Yes. - Always have. 526 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,409 Not true, I have bathed you as a baby. 527 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,211 It's been a while. 528 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,440 Yes. 529 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,120 They are hereditary. The hemorrhoids. 530 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,446 Do you have them, or dad? - You got them from your father 531 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,921 I got your stuff, without which you can not even... 532 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,246 Yes. I see it. 533 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,371 There are seven. That's the second. 534 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,248 I love soft surfaces . 535 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:07,001 As the greasy leather of the buck in our sports hall in the past. 536 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,642 But you have to save these moments for 537 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,330 when nobody notices . 538 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,608 Helen! What are you doing? 539 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,405 What is that nonsense? 540 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,682 Or so soft like the glans of a penis . 541 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,400 I really want, ever since I can remember, to have a child. 542 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:30,087 But in our family there is a recurring pattern: 543 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,809 My great-grandmother . 544 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,411 My grandma . 545 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,880 My mama . 546 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,127 And I. 547 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:40,560 All firstborn . 548 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,920 All girls. 549 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:45,084 All weak nerves, disturbed and unhappy. 550 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,888 With my sterilization I have broken this cycle. 551 00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:01,966 From my tummy 552 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:06,086 unhappy, disturbed beings will never crawl out. 553 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,929 Okay! Thank you! 554 00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:39,446 I have brought you something from America. 555 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,650 The Turduck roast. 556 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,925 You take a quail, the quail one stuffs into a chicken, 557 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,282 the chicken into a goose 558 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:55,402 and in the end we have the turkey, which entirely covers the goose. 559 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,324 Okay. 560 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,887 Oh, it makes me feel queasy in the stomach. 561 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,642 At Helen's birth, the doctors had to make an episiotomy. 562 01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,729 There was a noise just like this. 563 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:22,806 And actually... 564 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,603 it looked exactly like this as well. 565 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:35,441 It's an organic turkey, so everyone, even the vegetarians... 566 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:41,880 Cheers! 567 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,042 You want me to applaude? 568 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,525 Look, that's where they've cut. 569 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,646 It's all I wanted to say. That's where they've cut in. 570 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,440 Ass. 571 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:14,685 Slugs. Is this an allusion to my butt hole? 572 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:18,407 I thought you were interested in slugs. 573 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,722 You asked me about them sometimes. 574 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,366 And now I have a whole book. 575 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,040 Yes. 576 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,524 I get tablets for the pain. 577 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:32,880 What pain? 578 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,446 At my butt. 579 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:37,840 Ofourse. 580 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,163 What kind of tablets? - Neoncoloured. 581 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,769 Do you still have an appointment? 582 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,200 No. 583 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,331 You? - I need to leave you alone again unfortunately. 584 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:03,360 Hospitals, those are not for me. I feel myself quite ill. 585 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,803 But you can still read to me a bit. 586 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:16,727 It's summer now, everything is dry and the snail is scared... 587 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,763 dying of heat. 588 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:24,202 I will read to you gladly. When I pick you up. 589 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,526 Well, a friendly greeting to your collegues then. 590 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,525 Which colleagues? 591 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,404 Your work colleagues. 592 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,324 Be well. - Uh-huh. 593 01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,570 Good to see you. 594 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,290 That's good, I have to tell you something. 595 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:07,601 I love you. 596 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,531 I will stay with you forever, even if I do not love you. 597 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,370 It has to be so, when you have children. 598 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,611 Get well soon. 599 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:57,727 I've been thinking about your wound and about your... 600 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,365 ...Looseness. 601 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,281 I've talked it over with a buddy and he told me... 602 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:09,847 that you're an exhibitionist or something. 603 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,008 I don' t know how he gets that idea. 604 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,525 Loving to show, I always say. 605 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,726 Yes. Is that bad? - Not at all, I... 606 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,969 On the contrary, I would hope that more girls... 607 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,001 be like this, ehm, who take the initiative, you know .. 608 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,281 Come a little closer. 609 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,560 Come closer. 610 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,044 Now close your eyes. 611 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:42,240 What? 612 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,164 Close your eyes. 613 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,922 I 'll tell you a story. 614 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:55,930 In the street where I live, is a brothel . The Sauna Oasis. 615 01:04:56,520 --> 01:05:00,889 Guys are always invited for their 18th birthday by their parents. 616 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,527 I was not invited. So I did everything myself . 617 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,686 Hi. 618 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,565 Any women who do it with women? 619 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:25,526 Cynthia! 620 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,643 And I pick one. 621 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,129 Come on. 622 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:22,771 Put it on the table. 623 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,280 Thank you. 624 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,450 Can I lick you? 625 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:52,680 Yes. 626 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,406 Did you come? 627 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:42,680 Yes. 628 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,650 That went pretty fast alright. 629 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,210 Do you know why I I picked you? 630 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:52,600 Nope. 631 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,521 Copper roof, always damp in the basement. 632 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,322 That's what my father always said. 633 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,687 I will give it to her. 634 01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:13,202 These are the residues that they have cut away from your anus. 635 01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,368 Here you go. - Thank you. 636 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:20,928 Did you have a bowel movement? - I do not think so. 637 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:22,440 And you? 638 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,641 The material in the bag is highly infectious. 639 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,171 So deal with it accordingly, ok? 640 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,805 Hygiene is paramount in the hospital. 641 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,528 It's at home with me, also an important issue. 642 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:37,290 You know, the sooner you dump, the sooner we are rid of you, ok? 643 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:39,926 Do you understand me? 644 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:43,409 When you're finished playing with your ass parts 645 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,246 make sure they go back to the hospital waste. 646 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,041 You've got great eyelashes. 647 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:52,562 One can't beat natural lashes like that, right, Mrs. Memel? 648 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,760 Mhm. 649 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,687 You must be proud of your daughter. Hello, sweetness. 650 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:01,967 Well then, pleasure to talk to you. - Yeah. 651 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:03,730 Goodbye. - Goodbye. 652 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,523 An old gypsy saying goes, 653 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,406 when one gets too many compliments for something, 654 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,563 then perhaps it's about to break down. 655 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,080 Look. 656 01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:21,921 Here, for you. 657 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,724 This is all just a dream, sweetheart. 658 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,080 Go back to sleep. 659 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,005 I'm not sure mama really did this, 660 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,886 because I often mix up reality, lies and dreams . 661 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:44,846 Mainly because of the many drugs, I've taken . 662 01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:55,725 Michael left his drugsbox. 663 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,729 And went off with the real cola. 664 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,762 Do we need to notice him? 665 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,091 A mustache kiss. 666 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,006 Oh, my God. 667 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,609 This one is a bit longer. 668 01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:39,320 Slowly. 669 01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:51,040 Stop. 670 01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,722 Hi, this is Michael. First I, then beep, then you 671 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,844 Oh man, voicemail again. 672 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,208 Here is your favorite Helen. 673 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,922 If you are looking for your Coke can, uh, we have it. 674 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:17,567 We have started to drink, the Coke already. Bye. 675 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:19,285 Okay, he knows. 676 01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:21,446 Yummy! 677 01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,522 Have you actually ever slept together? 678 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,451 No. He waits for the right moment . - I see. 679 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,086 Um... 680 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:50,080 Juhu! 681 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,728 Hey, we were here before. 682 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,162 I think I am completely sober. 683 01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,528 I'm cold . Fire! 684 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:51,687 Debt was the main outcome of our adventure . 685 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:56,201 Michael wouldn't talk to us for a week. 686 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:08,242 And to appease Michael, I baptized the rat Michael 2 . 687 01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:13,206 Unfortunately Michael 2 had left us again soon.. 688 01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,725 In revenge, I decided kill her new husband . 689 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:38,044 But that I would have done my mother a favor . 690 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:11,440 What are you doing? - I'll cover you up, you're very exposed. 691 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:13,330 Just let it go. 692 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:18,166 Does't matter what it looks like. - Then stay like that, in God's name. 693 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:19,441 Yes. 694 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:22,286 You're late. You can leave again. 695 01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:24,606 You're impossible. 696 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:28,288 I wish that once you have a daughter, 697 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:31,285 she acts to you like this as well, tit for tat. 698 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,363 Then you're in for a long wait. 699 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:34,880 Why? 700 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,404 Don't you want children? 701 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,211 Can this be thrown out? 702 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:45,360 Give it to me. 703 01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,722 These are the parts from my ass. 704 01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:50,010 Can you go now? 705 01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:52,529 Can come back tomorrow. 706 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:56,240 Just go. 707 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:02,931 And be on time tomorrow. 708 01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:45,851 Valerie... 709 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,328 we only wanted to say to you 710 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:55,929 that we'd like to thank you for the last two years 711 01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,521 and the 175 night shifts, you've taken... 712 01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:04,840 Thank you . 713 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,809 And all the best for your birthday and... 714 01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:28,891 Hello, Spacko. I need a pizza. 715 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:34,201 Yes, a spinach pizza and a six pack At the Hilf... Maria Hilf Hospital. 716 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:37,085 Room 265 Did you write that down? 717 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:38,800 All right. 718 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:42,362 If the pizza is cold, I'll shove it up your ass. 719 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,851 Corrina is such a good friend of mine, 720 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:49,408 that we are always get our period at the same time. 721 01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:54,127 And we made up something special about that . 722 01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:55,601 Are you ready? 723 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,167 We exchanged our Tampons. 724 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,931 Corinna put my selfmade one in, 725 01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:04,443 with which I hope to ban the American Tampon industry . 726 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,842 There it comes, okay? 727 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,611 My blood sister. 728 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:27,811 My blood sister. 729 01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:33,251 Say, do you actually get those things back out? 730 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,120 Most of the time. 731 01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:39,001 The only small disadvantage to my homemade tampons is, 732 01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:42,330 that they lack the small blue filament. 733 01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,564 I can't get it out. - Okay, do not panic. 734 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:14,761 Ah. 735 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:16,644 Where was it? Thank you. 736 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:33,003 Where are you going? Hello? I'm talking to you. 737 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,964 - Hi. - Hello. 738 01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:38,209 Well that took forever. - Oh, you ordered pizza? 739 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,604 That makes 19 euros. - So, I 'll give you 12 740 01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:45,043 Helen, shouldn't you eat high fiber food after surgery? 741 01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,844 The prices are not negotiable. 742 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,929 Can you advance me something? I 'm broke. 743 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:55,002 What about tipping? - Say a nice greeting to the kitchen. 744 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:59,650 Tell them a drunken monkey could bake a better pizza. 745 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,606 All right. - Helen Memel is the name. 746 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:03,800 Fuck me. - Wow. 747 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,202 Give it to me. - Mmm. 748 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,801 Give it to me! - That is proper juicy. 749 01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,408 Want some? 750 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,560 No thanks, I've had some. - Do you want beer? 751 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,290 You know, there simply are certain rules. 752 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,646 For you or for me? - Well, for all of us. 753 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:24,808 For all. 754 01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:27,445 Stop that! Man! 755 01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:31,760 Thank you. 756 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:38,531 Do you know my pizza story? - Nope. 757 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:40,962 You don't? - Nah, tell me. 758 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:45,209 That's why I 'm so soggy with the delivery boy. 759 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:46,400 Mhm. 760 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,809 Because I want sex. 761 01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:51,362 With very many different men. 762 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,602 At the same time. - Sounds logical. 763 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,371 First of all . - This story has gone around for a long time. 764 01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:00,206 Two girls order pizza. 765 01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,123 But the pizza doesn't arrive. 766 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,888 And so the girls keep calling back and complain. 767 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,648 Sometime later, the pizza arrives. 768 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,851 But somehow the pizza tastes funny. 769 01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:19,607 So the girls bring the pizza to one ot their fathers, 770 01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:23,248 coincidentially a food chemist. 771 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,768 Still, they all think the pizza has gone bad or so. 772 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:31,364 But the analysis tells a different story. 773 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:33,204 On the pizza... 774 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:37,366 is the cum of four different men. 775 01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:41,762 Well, I imagine the origin of the story like this: 776 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,164 Our friends are annoyed. 777 01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:51,961 And because the main characters are girls, they have rape fantasies. 778 01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:54,720 Normal. 779 01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:58,967 So they get their cocks out and jerk off together on the pizza . 780 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:09,171 I would like to eat such a pizza. 781 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:14,202 That would be as if four men ejaculate directly into my mouth. 782 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,365 Did you ever get an opportunity like that before? 783 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:20,730 Uh, rather rare. 784 01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:24,210 Ahh... is delicious. 785 01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:34,720 Good night. 786 01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:36,891 Sleep. 787 01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:58,007 Got my money yet? 788 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,885 I' ve almost shit my pants, you Spacko. 789 01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:08,001 Corinna and I need the money. - Corinna and you? 790 01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:11,081 Do you want to move in together or what? 791 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,081 Something like that. 792 01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:30,568 What 's wrong with Michael? 793 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:42,206 What? Did you finally get to play on his magic flute? 794 01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:45,171 No. Could you? 795 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:47,686 I am pregnant. 796 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:50,440 Aha. 797 01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:57,086 You know, I 'm looking forward to it. 798 01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:14,688 I think it's selfish of you. 799 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:20,211 But that doesn't change a thing between us. - This changes everything. 800 01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:24,810 And you know it 801 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,651 Do you know why you have a family like you do? 802 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,922 Do you know why you have no friends? 803 01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:52,126 You stink. 804 01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:01,889 I feel sorry for you. 805 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:05,366 Get out! 806 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,004 In Helen's birth, 807 01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:24,011 because the doctors had to make an episiotomy . 808 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:29,406 makes me feel queasy . 809 01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:28,441 It smells of gas in my room. 810 01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:46,926 I smell nothing. 811 01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:51,247 Maybe not. 812 01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:54,925 It was just a joke. 813 01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:56,280 What is this? 814 01:30:57,040 --> 01:30:59,202 I thought it was boring without you. 815 01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:03,928 Do me a favor and don't take me for a fool, okay? 816 01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:07,601 No, I get this sometimes. 817 01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:13,046 - But I do not know why. 818 01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:16,240 Good night. 819 01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,524 Yeah, fuck you too, Robin. 820 01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:22,927 What? 821 01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:24,280 Nothing. 822 01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:28,091 Fuck you all. 823 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:29,600 Assholes. 824 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,440 Good day, daughter. 825 01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:13,761 Good day, dad. 826 01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:20,160 Surprise? 827 01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:26,680 A balloon? 828 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:29,286 A red balloon. 829 01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,568 That will make me better for sure, dad. 830 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,046 No idea what that is? 831 01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:37,049 A hemorrhoid cushion. 832 01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:39,527 You can sit on it, with no pain. 833 01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:41,689 Did you get this from the plumbing trade? 834 01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:44,042 Isn't it called the medical trade? 835 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,400 Right. 836 01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:55,651 Your hair is gray. 837 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:02,000 Well. 838 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:05,642 Maybe I should leave you be for now. 839 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,048 Start with the grieving process. 840 01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:11,531 If you're gone then, 841 01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:14,166 everyone will wonder why I'm so well off. 842 01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:17,290 Sounds reasonable. 843 01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:43,770 What? - Nothing. 844 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,929 Thanks for inflating it. 845 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:06,520 I 've got to be back on the road. 846 01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:09,564 It really is hard with your schedule. 847 01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:13,328 Yes, work is waiting. 848 01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:20,845 What are you by profession, dad? 849 01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:24,681 You have no idea, what do I do? 850 01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:27,965 Not exactly, no. 851 01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:32,080 I am an engineer. 852 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:38,928 Should I also become an engineer? 853 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:41,440 Yes. 854 01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:46,449 But you're so bad at math 855 01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:07,605 Are you in pain? 856 01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:14,091 I discourage the use of this pillow. 857 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:17,810 It's for people with unoperated hemorrhoids, 858 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:23,644 and if you sit on it, then everything breaks again. 859 01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:29,680 Is the wouind bleeding? 860 01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:32,160 No. 861 01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:36,004 Then everything is good. 862 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,289 We can dismiss you. 863 01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:42,571 No, I need to stay there, I still have to have bowel movements. 864 01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:47,691 This pressure on defecation, brings nothing good. 865 01:35:47,880 --> 01:35:50,690 Try it in peace. At home. 866 01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:53,327 Can I still stay one day? 867 01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:57,808 No, we only see eachother if the wound is bleeding. 868 01:35:59,840 --> 01:36:00,840 Well. 869 01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:04,085 Never to be seen again. 870 01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:06,844 I say, good-bye. 871 01:37:54,560 --> 01:37:56,164 Yes? What are you doing? 872 01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:00,886 Holy shit! 873 01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:04,687 I moved a little weird earlier. 874 01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:11,971 Out of my way, please! 875 01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:20,650 Prepare general anesthesia. 876 01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,724 Caution! Man! 877 01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:31,003 Robin, you have to call my parents. 878 01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:32,850 Both, okay? - Yes. 879 01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:34,690 Tell them what happened. 880 01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:37,691 This is my last chance to get them here together. 881 01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:41,362 They are preparing the OR for you right now. 882 01:38:41,760 --> 01:38:44,081 They don't have to clean it up for me. 883 01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:46,681 I don' t care too much about order. 884 01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:48,086 Yes. I know. 885 01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:51,967 - So, there you go. - Robin, I 'm afraid. 886 01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:55,642 Yes, I 'm scared too. I'm scared for you. 887 01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:19,206 We need to start now, because you lost a lot of blood. 888 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:21,926 You may think that you're still aware of everything, 889 01:39:22,280 --> 01:39:25,443 but this is in reality only a fraction of of what is going on. 890 01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:32,840 Here we have all had a bit of bad luck. 891 01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:34,087 Especially you. 892 01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:43,730 Everyone hoped that I' d forget. 893 01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:48,246 But through her silence it has become ever greater. 894 01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:50,688 Until it has swallowed me. 895 01:41:57,760 --> 01:41:59,888 I have Toni tells everything. 896 01:42:00,080 --> 01:42:03,163 The hardest conversation I 've ever had to perform . 897 01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:10,246 The did you know? - I always have this shit dreams. 898 01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:50,203 Where is he? - I do not know who you mean. 899 01:42:51,120 --> 01:42:53,009 He gave me this thing over here. 900 01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:55,248 I got it turned on, but there is nothing on it. 901 01:42:56,440 --> 01:42:57,440 Only noise. 902 01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:29,080 Helen? 903 01:43:31,080 --> 01:43:33,242 Are you laid off? 904 01:43:34,920 --> 01:43:36,410 I've been looking for you. 905 01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:41,769 Yes, I'm just on the way home. 906 01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:43,962 You're lucky that you still caught me.. 907 01:43:44,160 --> 01:43:45,207 You too. 908 01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:47,320 Bacause you can take me to your home. 909 01:43:49,840 --> 01:43:53,447 You really have to think over whether that's okay with you. 910 01:43:54,080 --> 01:43:55,241 Yes. 911 01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:59,963 Yes, you still have to think, or yes, you're okay with it? 912 01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:25,321 If I live with you, surely you want to sleep with me. 913 01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:33,283 Yes. But for starters, not in the ass. 914 01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:04,805 Get me out of here.